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Inching my dial back to Fergalicious
I need to go to the beach with the soft flesh of my buttocks gently encased in white cotton like and the greaseproof spag in a bag from Ciao Bella.
Jun 13
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Raven Smith
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Inching my dial back to Fergalicious
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Mayonnaise right across the sockets
What if I don’t add any subscribe buttons?
Jun 4
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Mayonnaise right across the sockets
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May 2025
A sense of inherited wealth while I piss
an enticing susbcribe box caption goes here
May 16
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Raven Smith
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A sense of inherited wealth while I piss
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April 2025
The primal scream of his thighs groaning against the seams of his unlong trousers
Do I have a personality or do I just have a lot of teeth?
Apr 29
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Raven Smith
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The primal scream of his thighs groaning against the seams of his unlong trousers
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A provicial shopkeeper about to drug you so the townspeople can lock you in a wicker man
I was on the tube with that guy smoking crack and it was fine.go on
Apr 10
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Raven Smith
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A provicial shopkeeper about to drug you so the townspeople can lock you in a wicker man
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Madonna’s son in dick-print joggers and a billy goat stole.
Do you ever feel like you’re fighting a battle against your chosen lifestyle?
Apr 3
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Raven Smith
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Madonna’s son in dick-print joggers and a billy goat stole.
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March 2025
Recessive PE teacher gene
I literally don’t know what to write here
Mar 14
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Raven Smith
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Recessive PE teacher gene
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February 2025
Geezers need excitement
I will not know peace until I own a knotted papaya papoose.
Feb 28
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Raven Smith
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Geezers need excitement
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Great support for your meat crayon
I am living for this crawling on the floor Babygirl-ass Prada ad from the year who-cares.
Feb 21
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Raven Smith
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Great support for your meat crayon
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January 2025
Even the most total of oiks will reek of sophistication
This week, the annoying staccato of the sex change operation song in Emilia Pérez is playing on a loop in my head.Thanks for reading 5-063!
Jan 29
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Raven Smith
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Even the most total of oiks will reek of sophistication
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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound
I love Demi Moore, and I love her renaissance, but I kinda hated The Substance—the beginning was predictable and the ending was a farce, the horror…
Jan 24
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Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m homebound
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A pint of Guinness, a lettuce, an NCP car park
My word doc stopped tracking spelling and grammar today fml.
Jan 15
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A pint of Guinness, a lettuce, an NCP car park
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