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The kale and the conscious uncoupling

Hello, I’m minutes away from spending a month’s childcare budget on shoes that the baby won’t be able to see unless they’re on a high contrast…

Nov 14 • 

Raven Smith

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October 2025

Ruched foreskin loafers

Need I say more?

Oct 31 • 

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A most judicious choice, sire

I haven’t written here since I had a baby, but I refuse to pivot to baby blogging

Oct 20 • 

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June 2025

Inching my dial back to Fergalicious

I need to go to the beach with the soft flesh of my buttocks gently encased in white cotton like and the greaseproof spag in a bag from Ciao Bella.

Jun 13 • 

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Mayonnaise right across the sockets

What if I don’t add any subscribe buttons?

Jun 4 • 

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May 2025

A sense of inherited wealth while I piss

an enticing susbcribe box caption goes here

May 16 • 

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April 2025

The primal scream of his thighs groaning against the seams of his unlong trousers

Do I have a personality or do I just have a lot of teeth?

Apr 29 • 

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A provicial shopkeeper about to drug you so the townspeople can lock you in a wicker man

I was on the tube with that guy smoking crack and it was fine.go on

Apr 10 • 

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Madonna’s son in dick-print joggers and a billy goat stole.

Do you ever feel like you’re fighting a battle against your chosen lifestyle?

Apr 3 • 

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March 2025

Recessive PE teacher gene

I literally don’t know what to write here

Mar 14 • 

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February 2025

Geezers need excitement

I will not know peace until I own a knotted papaya papoose.

Feb 28 • 

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Great support for your meat crayon

I am living for this crawling on the floor Babygirl-ass Prada ad from the year who-cares.

Feb 21 • 

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