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Become a burly, bearded Manhattan lumberjack with giant hands and thick thighs
Your mum doing an embarrassing dance at your wedding is kinda what mums are for.
Jan 23
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His arse is a cheese plant that needs repotting.
This week I am hyperware of my diaphragm, next week who knows?
Jan 15
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What if you made dinner look like sperm under a microscope?
Quick one this week because I have my baby dribbling onto the keyboard.Thanks for reading 5-063!
Jan 6
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I’m about to smother myself in syrup
Please read and share this, give the gift of my newsletter this Christmas
Dec 5, 2025
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The kale and the conscious uncoupling
Hello, I’m minutes away from spending a month’s childcare budget on shoes that the baby won’t be able to see unless they’re on a high contrast…
Nov 14, 2025
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Ruched foreskin loafers
Need I say more?
Oct 31, 2025
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A most judicious choice, sire
I haven’t written here since I had a baby, but I refuse to pivot to baby blogging
Oct 20, 2025
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Inching my dial back to Fergalicious
I need to go to the beach with the soft flesh of my buttocks gently encased in white cotton like and the greaseproof spag in a bag from Ciao Bella.
Jun 13, 2025
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